"Lost as/like a fat person at a salad bar” is a simile that has had infrequent use. Fat people supposedly avoid eating healthy, such as at salad bars.
“I’m lost like a fat gurl @ a salad bar” was posted on Twitter on January 19, 2011.
Mr. DeAndre Mays
mane I’m lost like a fat gurl @ a salad bar
9:34 AM - 19 Jan 2011
Mira G. ✌ ❤
Im so lost like a fat chick at a salad bar lmao tyler a mess
10:28 AM - 24 Jan 2011
Papí Pen Day Hoe
.....i feel like a fat girl at a salad bar on this twitter thing...#lost
10:48 PM - 15 Mar 2011
Im lost lik 2 fat kids in a salad bar..........
7:08 PM - 4 May 2011
Im lost lika fat bitch at da salad bar
7:30 AM - 16 May 2011
@PrincessDenisee I don’t understand!! Text me details! Cause I am as lost as a fat guy in a salad bar.
10:52 PM - 15 Aug 2011
@RIO_Grande__ Im as lost as a fat chick at a salad bar
9:28 PM - 21 May 2013
@Angelica_Badass @Jonathan_Yescas I’m lost like a fat kid at the salad bar
11:34 PM - 26 May 2014