A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 05, 2017
“Lazy rule: If you can’t reach it, you don’t need it”

"Lazy rule: If you can’t reach it, you don’t need it” (or “Lazy rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it") is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “New life rule: If I can’t reach it from my bed, I don’t need it” was posted on Twitter on November 21, 2009. “If I can’t reach it, I don’t need it” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2011.

The expression went viral in May 2011. “NEW RULE: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. Forget the remote” was posted on Twitter on May 4, 2011. “Lazy Rule #34: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it” was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2011.

“Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge” is another “lazy rule.”


Twitter
Charlotte Addams‏
@tokio_charlotte
New life rule: If I can’t reach it from my bed, I don’t need it.
7:09 PM - 21 Nov 2009

Twitter
saiyaman‏
@liesforliars
If I can’t reach it, I don’t need it.
11:33 PM - 22 Apr 2011

Twitter
P∆UL  ΞTIΞNNΞ‏
@PaulEtienne
NEW RULE: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. Forget the remote
11:33 PM - 4 May 2011

Twitter
Pats 5x Champs!‏
@_JamesAimes
Lazy Rule #34: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
2:22 PM - 5 May 2011

Twitter
Ty Miller‏
@Ty__Miller78
Lazy rule number one- can’t reach it, don’t need it!
5:11 PM - 5 May 2011

Twitter
Ashlee Mitchell‏
@BiG_NASTYY22
Lazy rule #1 : can’t reach it, don’t need it.
6:28 PM - 5 May 2011

Twitter
Adrian Gribbin‏
@adriangribbin
Lazy rule: if you can’t reach it u don’t need it.
10:12 PM - 5 May 2011

Twitter
Braulio Rojas‏
@Brolooo
Lazy rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
11:02 PM - 5 May 2011

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Lazy rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it
11:04 AM - 12 Mar 2014

Reddit—Bulldogs
Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. (imgur.com)
submitted August 24, 2016 by abvdyl

Me.Me
LAZY RULE CAN’T REACH IT DON’T NEED IT MINION QUOTES MEME
LAZY MEMES MINION MINIONS LAZINESS 🤖 MINION QUOTES MINIONS QUOTES MINIONATOR MINION QUOTE CANT REACH
FOUND @ 3 LIKES ON 2017-01-20 09:21:40 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, June 05, 2017 • Permalink