A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 04, 2017
“Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge”

"Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge” is a jocular rule about fallen ice cubes that has been printed on several images. “When ice falls on the floor from the crappy icemaker, do you bend down and pick it up, or kick it under the fridge?” was posted on Twitter on December 16, 2008.

“Lazy Rule #85 if ice falls on the floor kick it under the fridge” was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2011. “Lazy Rule #2 If Ice Falls On The Floor, Just Kick It Under The Fridge” was posted on Twitter on May 8, 2011.

“Lazy rule: If you can’t reach it, you don’t need it” is another “lazy rule.”


Twitter
john ellis‏
@johnellis
when ice falls on the floor from the crappy icemaker, do you bend down and pick it up, or kick it under the fridge?
9:17 PM - 16 Dec 2008

Twitter
samiii.‏
@AwYeah1D_JB
When I put ice into a cup of water and the ice falls onto the floor I kick it under the fridge instead of picking it up smile
1:50 AM - 31 Oct 2010

Twitter
Nia Imani‏
@Niabiafoefia
When ice falls on the floor. I kick it under the fridge instead of picking it up. -_-
6:03 PM - 15 Dec 2010

Twitter
tony arriola‏
@phoneytony7
Lazy Rule #85 if ice falls on the floor kick it under the fridge.
3:55 PM - 6 May 2011

Twitter
or can it.‏
@SimplyLyle
Lazy Rule #2 If Ice Falls On The Floor, Just Kick It Under The Fridge..
5:36 PM - 8 May 2011

Twitter
Brandon‏
@BMHudspeth
#Lazy Rule 29: If an ice cube falls on the floor, just kick it under the fridge.
12:13 PM - 9 May 2011

Twitter
Randall Carter‏
@CRAZED09
Lazy rule #12: if the ice cube falls on the floor just kick it under the fridge
8:40 PM - 24 May 2011

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Lazy rule 38: If an ice cube falls on the floor, kick it under the fridge.
3:46 PM - 10 Jun 2013

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
When I drop an ice cube, my first thought is to kick it under the fridge instead of picking it up
submitted September 13, 2016 by Blue2437

Twitter
FUNNY TWEETS‏
@JokesMemesFacts
Lazy rule: If ice falls.
Kick it under the fridge.
6:25 PM - 11 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, July 04, 2017 • Permalink