A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 15, 2016
“Jesus holds up the bread…” (joke)

A joke about the transubstantiation of Jesus—adding mayonnaise—was posted by huntigula on Twitter on January 5, 2015:

[Jesus at Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I’m gonna stop u right there



Wikipedia: Transubstantiation
Transubstantiation (in Latin, transsubstantiatio, in Greek μετουσίωσις metousiosis) is, according to the teaching of the Catholic Church, the change of substance by which the bread and the wine offered in the sacrifice of the sacrament of the Eucharist during the Mass, become, in reality, the body and blood of Jesus the Christ.

The Catholic Church teaches that the substance, or reality, of the Eucharistic offering (either bread alone, or bread and wine) is changed into both the body and blood of Christ.

Twitter
huntigula
‏@huntigula
[Jesus at Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I’m gonna stop u right there
3:06 PM - 5 Jan 2015

Twitter
#MapGuy
‏@BrianYuleWako
[Jesus @ Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I’m gonna stop u right there
7:26 AM - 11 Jan 2015

Twitter
Whiskey Ginger
‏@JQWhiskeyGinger
Jesus, at the last supper:
*breaks bread*This is my body.
*pours wine*This is my blood.
*opens mayonnaise jar*
Judas: slow your roll Jesus
12:25 PM - 19 Jan 2015
Gaithersburg, MD

reddit
Jesus holds up the bread…
submitted July 15, 2016 by The_EnigmaConundrum
Jesus holds up the bread and says, “This is my body.”
Next, Jesus hold up the wine and says, “This is my blood.”
After that, Jesus holds up the mayonnaise and Peter says, “That’s enough!”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, July 15, 2016 • Permalink