A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 01, 2017
“Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant…”

The 15th-century mural painting The Last Supper by Leonardo da Vinci shows Jesus and his disciples all on the same side of the table. “Shooting 1abt the Last Supper where Jesus asks for a table for 26 ‘cause they all want 2 sit on the same side of the table” was posted on Twitter on February 23, 2012.

“Jesus walks into a restaurant and says to the Maitre’d ‘Table for 26 please’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 17, 2015.


Wikipedia: The Last Supper (Leonardo da Vinci)
The Last Supper (Italian: Il Cenacolo [il tʃeˈnaːkolo] or L’Ultima Cena [ˈlultima ˈtʃeːna]) is a late 15th-century mural painting by Leonardo da Vinci in the refectory of the Convent of Santa Maria delle Grazie, Milan. It is one of the world’s most famous paintings.

Twitter
Mad Art Lab‏
@MadArtLab
RT @MartinPasko: Shooting 1abt the Last Supper where Jesus asks for a table for 26 ‘cause they all want 2 sit on the same side of the table.
1:56 PM - 23 Feb 2012

Reddit—Jokes
Jesus walks into a restaurant…
submitted December 17, 2015 by bcurry70
And says to the Maitre’d “Table for 26 please”
Confused, the Maitre’d does a quick head count, and says “But there are only 13 of you.”
Jesus replies “Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side”

Twitter
Navin Kabra‏
@ngkabra
Jesus: “Table for 26”, Maitre d’ (confused): “But there are only 13 of you” Jesus: “We’ll all sit on the same side”
12:21 AM - 18 Dec 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
submitted March 25, 2016 by beenthereonce2
Jesus: A table for 26, please.
Headwaiter: But there’s only . . . um, 13 of you.
Jesus: Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.

Me.Me
JESUS TABLE FOR 26 PLEASE MAITRE’D THERE’S ONLY 13 OF YOU JESUS BUT WE’RE ALL GOING TO SIT ON THE SAME SIDE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY G MEME
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TABLE TABLES
FOUND @ 313970 LIKES ON 2016-12-28 08:35:26 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM

Google Books
3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
By Mike Haskins
London, UK: Portico
2017
Pg. ?:
Jesus walks into a restaurant with his disciples and tells the waiter, ‘I’d like a table for 26 please.’ ‘But,’ says the waiter, ‘there are only 13 of you.’ ‘I know,’ says Jesus, ‘but we still need a table for 26 because we’re all sit down on the same side.”

Reddit—Jokes
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
submitted June 30, 2017 by rwch1904
Jesus: “A table for 26, please.”
Headwaiter: “But there’s only . . . um, 13 of you.” Jesus: “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”

Twitter
Jake‏
@ItsSoOrdinary
Jesus: “Table for 26, please.”
Host: “But there’s only 13 of you.”
Jesus: “Yes, but we’re all gonna sit on the same side.”
2:29 PM - 1 Jul 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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