J. P. Moron (JPMorgan Chase nickname)

JPMorgan Chase & Co. is one of the ‘Big Four” of banks in the United States with Bank of America, Citigroup and Wells Fargo. The bank is partly named after financier John Pierpont Morgan (1837-1913).
 
The nickname “J. P. Moron” has been cited in print since at least 1997, but has had infrequent use. JPMorgan Chase has also been nicknamed “J. P. Morgue” (cited in print since at least 2007) and “JPig” (cited in print since at least 2009).
 
Morgan Stanley has been nicknamed “Moron Stanley” since at least 1992.
 
   
Wikipedia: JPMorgan Chase
JPMorgan Chase & Co. (NYSE: JPM) is an American global securities, investment banking and retail banking firm. It is a major provider of financial services, with assets of $2 trillion, and is the U.S. banking institution having the second largest market capitalization and third largest domestic deposit base (behind Wells Fargo and Bank of America). The hedge fund unit of JPMorgan Chase is the largest hedge fund in the United States with $53.5 billion in assets as of the end of 2009. It was formed in 2000, when Chase Manhattan Corporation merged with J.P. Morgan & Co.
 
The J.P. Morgan brand is used by the Investment Bank as well as the Asset Management, Private Banking, Private Wealth Management, and Treasury & Securities Services divisions. Fiduciary activity within Private Banking and Private Wealth Management is done under the aegis of JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A.—the actual trustee. The CHASE brand is used for credit card services in the United States and Canada, the bank’s retail banking activities in the United States, and commercial banking. The corporate headquarters are in New York City and the retail and commercial bank is headquartered in Chicago.
 
JPMorgan Chase is one of the Big Four banks of the United States with Bank of America, Citigroup and Wells Fargo.
     
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From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Date: 1997/01/17
Subject: Re: S&P day trading system
 
I think the prices are pretty steep.  I’m looking for a trading system to guarantee 100% accuracy on all trades for $99.95.  I’m waiting for my money-machine, so please hurry.
 
J.P. Moron
 
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From: “The Cunning Linguist :Þ”

Date: Sat, 17 Dec 2005 20:12:12 GMT
Local: Sat, Dec 17 2005 3:12 pm
Subject: Re: Howard on Entertainment Tonight tonight
 
> Right. That’s why Wall Street has drastically downgraded Sirius stock
 
xm will be out of business in less than 5 years.
Thank you J P Moron
 
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From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:56:43 -0700
Local: Fri, Oct 20 2006 3:56 pm
Subject: Re: If the estimates were better than expected, why did the stock drop to 21?!?!?!
 
Keep the tremendous insight coming our way JP Moron…oops I mean JP Morgon.
     
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Billy 40
10-10-2007, 09:25 AM
I worked for JP MOron CHase & now for Stank of NY. Lots of fun.
 
Google Books
Pater Noster in Condoland
By Norman Ross
Lulu.com
2008
Pg. 9:
As JP Moron said, “The market will fluctuate.”
 
Yahoo! Finance
JP MORON got their clients in   
8-Jan-10 12:14 pm  
Now we can go up again,and to new highs.