A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 08, 2017
“It’s IKEA’s birthday today, so I took them some eggs, flour, icing sugar, butter and a whisk”

IKEA is a store that sells ready-to-assemble furniture. “Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your Cake.x” (with a picture of cake ingredients) was posted by Masai Graham on Twitter on January 25, 2016. “Happy 40th birthday IKEA Canada! Here’s all the raw ingredients...go bake your own goddammed cake!” was posted on Twitter on January 28, 2016. “It’s IKEA’s 25th birthday today, so I took them some eggs, flour, icing sugar, butter and a whisk, and told them there’s your fucking cake” was posted on Twitter later on January 28, 2016.

“IKEA: Legos for adults” and “IKEA is Swedish for divorce” are other jokes about IKEA.


Wikipedia: IKEA
IKEA (/aɪˈkiːə/; Swedish: [ɪ²keːa]), formerly known by its full initials, Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd, is a Swedish multinational group of companies that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture (such as beds, chairs and desks), appliances and home accessories. It has been the world’s largest furniture retailer since at least 2008. Founded in Sweden in 1943 by then-17-year-old Ingvar Kamprad, who is now one of the ten richest people in the world and the owner of a more than 40 billion dollar fortune, the company’s name is an acronym that consists of the initials of Ingvar Kamprad (name of founder), Elmtaryd (the farm where he grew up), and Agunnaryd (his hometown in Småland, southern Sweden). The company is known for its modern architectural designs for various types of appliances and furniture, and its interior design work is often associated with an eco-friendly simplicity.

Twitter
Masai Graham
‏@MasaiGraham
Happy 25th Birthday IKEA!
Here’s your Cake.x
11:41 AM - 25 Jan 2016

Twitter
Martin Kendell
‏@MartinKendell
Happy 40th birthday IKEA Canada! Here’s all the raw ingredients...go bake your own goddammed cake! #PointsMe
11:10 AM - 28 Jan 2016

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an walkinshaw
‏@Gopher45
It’s IKEA’s 25th birthday today, so I took them some eggs, flour, icing sugar, butter and a whisk, and told them there’s your fucking cake
12:45 PM - 28 Jan 2016 from Yorkshire and The Humber, England

Twitter
Mark Summers
‏@markysumm
It’s IKEA’s 25th birthday today so I took them some eggs, flour, sugar, butter and a whisk and told them to make the fucking cake themselves
10:34 PM - 28 Jan 2016

Twitter
Simon
‏@SimonsJokes
It’s IKEA’s birthday today, so I took them some eggs, flour, icing sugar, butter and a whisk, and told them there’s your fucking cake.
3:44 AM - 30 Jan 2017

Facebook
Rude jokes for the over twenties
January 30 at 5:12pm ·
It’s IKEA’s birthday today, so I took them some eggs, flour, icing sugar, butter and a whisk, and told them there’s your fucking cake.smile

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Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
It’s IKEA’s birthday today, so I took them some eggs, flour, icing sugar, butter and a whisk, and told them there’s your fucking cake.
12:31 PM - 8 Feb 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, February 08, 2017 • Permalink