A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time” (7/23)
“If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit ‘end call,’ we would have no friends” (7/22)
“In life, the only thing you ever have to do is die. Everything else is a choice” (7/22)
“Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read” (7/22)
“Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously have that many problems” (7/22)
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Entry from May 31, 2015
“I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them”

"I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them” is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts and ecards. “I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them” was cited on Twitter on April 13, 2013, when the line was written by Pugnado (@LuvPug).

“Why was the math book sad?"/"Because it had so many problems” is another joke about math problems.


Twitter
Pugnado
‏@LuvPug
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
8:36 AM - 13 Apr 2013

Twitter
Cy Tracker
‏@CyTracker
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. http://bit.ly/119zXqd #Funny #Someecards
10:46 AM - 16 Apr 2013

Twitter
Wicked Angelheart
‏@glittergirlD43
I’m not sure how many problems I have… because math is one of them.
9:42 AM - 21 Apr 2013

Twitter
Brennan O’Brien
‏@B_OBrien5
Not really sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
2:59 PM - 1 May 2013

Twitter
HumorHive
‏@HumorHive
I don’t know how many problems I have because math is one of them.
6:06 PM - 6 May 2013

Chicago (IL) Tribune
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By Eric Zorn
SEPTEMBER 17, 2014, 10:36 AM
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them....Notorious P.U.G.  10.31%

Google Books
Unrequited:
A Novel

By Jen Frederick
Printed by author
2015
Pg. ?:
Mostly the T-shirts consisted of snappy sayings such as I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

Funny Status
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
February 12, 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Sunday, May 31, 2015 • Permalink