A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 05, 2017
“I’m not homophobic. I’m not afraid of my house!”

A person who is “homophobic” has a fear of homosexuals, but there’s a joke:

“I’m not homophobic. I’m not afraid of my house!”

English comedian and actor Peter Kay has told the joke since at least 2004, and the line has been printed on an image.


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The Starglider
8/4/04
On Wed, 04 Aug 2004 23:18:43 +0100, Nick Humphries wrote:
>I’m not homophobic. I’m not afraid of my house!
>
>Thank you, I’ll be here all week…

Someone watched Peter Kay tonight!

mw’s history archive
Famous British Comedy Quotes
Post by Shipmate Taffer on Nov 9, 2004 at 2:07pm
(...)
I’m not homophobic - I’m not afraid of my house.
Peter Kay

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What was more suprising last night, out of Heskey scoring to benefit us or RARD, that’s “RARD”, posting on here last night (page 4 onwards)?
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4/15/08
(...)
And I’m not Homophobic!
I’m not afraid of my house!

Twitter
Steve Harmanโ€
@steve1215
Peter Kay on tonight’s One Show: “I’m not homophobic, I’m not afraid of me ‘ouse, me”.  The man’s a genius.
3:02 PM - 18 Dec 2009

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JPHorrox ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโ€
@Jez_Horrox
@lulabellstinker I’m not homophobic, I’m not afraid of my house. - Peter Kay smile
7:20 AM - 10 Oct 2010

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ETHANN???โ€
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My dad: I’m not homophobic because I’m not afraid of homes
9:40 PM - 12 Sep 2016

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