A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 20, 2017
“I’m not fat—my stomach is just in 3D”

"I’m not fat—my stomach is just in 3D” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 13, 2011.

Similar sayings include “I’m not fat—just short for my weight,” “I’m not overweight—I’m undertall,” “I’m not fat—I’m fluffy,” “I’m not fat—I’m just big boned,” “I’m not fat—I’m just easy to see,” “I’m not fat—I’m just so sexy, it overflows” and “I’m not fat—I’m cultivating mass.”


Twitter
Lee Huerto 💋‏
@leeverloverr
I’m not fat! My stomach is in 3D. That’s all. wink
2:45 AM - 13 Jun 2011

Twitter
Diego Ente‏
@9ente0
I´m not fat, My stomach is in 3D ---> http://goo.gl/SYbcC
11:27 AM - 15 Jun 2011

Twitter
amber‏
@AmberAnouk
RT @MaryamEmilyD: I’m not fat, my stomach is in 3D.
12:33 PM - 15 Jun 2011

Twitter
Chris B.‏
@ChrisStylezzz
Im not fat, my stomach is just in 3D!
12:28 AM - 16 Jun 2011

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
#ReasonsWhyImFat: I’m not fat, my stomach is 3D.
12:30 AM - 1 Feb 2013

Twitter
Eric Salinas‏
@ericpuffy
“I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.”
10:34 AM - 10 Apr 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, April 20, 2017 • Permalink