A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 27, 2017
“I’m giving up alcohol for a month” (joke)

"I’m giving up alcohol for a month” is a joke that has been printed on man yGIFs. “Sebas” wrote on Twitter on January 5, 2016:

“I’m giving up alcohol for a month. Sorry, no. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.”


Twitter
Sebas
‏@OhLookBirdies
I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Sorry, no.
I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
9:55 AM - 5 Jan 2016

Twitter
Ivor. ‏@IvorLJohnson 7 Jan 2016
I’m giving up alcohol for a month!

Ivor.
‏@IvorLJohnson
... Sorry, excuse my punctuation. I meant to say:
I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month!
5:00 PM - 7 Jan 2016

Twitter
Tanner Rosenberry
‏@TanFlea
I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Sorry, that didn’t come out right-
I’m giving up; alcohol for a month.
1:57 PM - 8 Jan 2016

Twitter
Yik Yak
‏@YikYakApp
“I’m giving up alcohol for a month. Sorry, that didn’t come out right: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month."— Plymouth University
8:46 PM - 16 Jan 2016

Reddit—Jokes
I’m giving up alcohol for a month....
submitted May 4, 2016 by atharrn
Wait, sorry. That came out wrong.
I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

Reddit—Jokes
I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
submitted January 27, 2017 by CTRL_ALT_NOPE
Wait, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, January 27, 2017 • Permalink