A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 19, 2016
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red”

"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” is a famous line in Irving Berlin’s classic Christmas song, “White Christmas” (1942). A “white Christmas” joke that has been printed on many images is, “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Xmas...But when the white runs out I’ll drink the red” was posted to the newsgroup uk.rec.humour on December 5, 2006.

“About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas; it leaves most of us in the red” is another “white Christmas” joke.


Wikipedia: White Christmas (song)
“White Christmas” is a 1942 Irving Berlin song reminiscing about an old-fashioned Christmas setting. According to the Guinness World Records, the version sung by Bing Crosby is the best-selling single of all time, with estimated sales in excess of 100 million copies worldwide. Other versions of the song, along with Crosby’s, have sold over 150 million copies.

Google Groups: uk.rec.humour
I’m dreaming of a white Xmas
Geordie the Forgery
12/5/06
But when the white runs out I’ll drink the red.

Twitter
Aistė
‏@Rikosetas
I’m dreaming about a White Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
12:53 PM - 30 Nov 2008

Twitter
esperanca
‏@esperanca
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas...but if the white runs out I’ll settle for red.
7:58 AM - 17 Dec 2008

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Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, December 19, 2016 • Permalink