A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 14, 2017
“I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp”

"Kelp” sounds like “help,” and there have been several puns. “Being addicted to seaweed is a cry for kelp” was posted on Twitter on September 5, 2011. “I’ve realised that I’m addicted to seaweed. I intend to sea kelp” was posted on Twitter on January 23, 2012.

“I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp” was posted on the website PunGents.com on July 30, 2017.


Wikipedia: Kelp
Kelps are large seaweeds (algae) belonging to the brown algae (Phaeophyceae) in the order Laminariales. There are about 30 different genera.

Kelp grows in “underwater forests” (kelp forests) in shallow oceans, and is thought to have appeared in the Miocene, 23 to 5 million years ago.

Twitter
Patient Zero‏
@CamusOverEasy
Being addicted to seaweed is a cry for kelp.
5:03 AM - 5 Sep 2011

Twitter
pete‏
@BluntOMFG
@sixthformpoet I’ve realised that I’m addicted to seaweed. I intend to sea kelp.
9:58 AM - 23 Jan 2012

Twitter
Nick Green‏
@grrrreen
I’m addicted to seaweed. I need kelp.
7:36 AM - 8 Sep 2015

Twitter
Hil J‏
@Whirrednerd
I’m addicted to seaweed.  Maybe i should sea kelp.
6:10 AM - 20 Mar 2016

PunGents.com
Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day
Pun for 07/30/17
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.

Twitter
The Pun Gents‏
@pungents
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
1:02 AM - 30 Jul 2017

Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
I’m addicted to seaweed.
I must seek kelp.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 15 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, August 14, 2017 • Permalink