A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 27, 2015
“If you hate waking up on Mondays, change your job”

"If you hate Mondays, you should change your job” was cited on Twitter on June 15, 2009. “If Sunday doesnot excite you ... Change your Friends. | if Monday doesn’t motivate you ... Change your Job” was cited on Twitter on April 3, 2010. “If the weekend doesn’t excite you, then change your friends. If Mondays don’t motivate you, then change your job” was cited on Twitter on March 5, 2012.

“Wake up” is frequently added to the saying. “If you hate waking up on Saturday’s, change your friends. If you hate waking up on Monday’s, change your job” was cited in October 2013.


Twitter
Ilija Brajkovic
‏@ilijabrajkovic
@jaybranch If you hate Mondays, you should change your job grin
1:55 PM - 15 Jun 2009

Twitter
Neel Shah
‏@Insight_neel
If Sunday doesnot excite you ... Change your Friends. | if Monday doesn’t motivate you ... Change your Job. #fb
11:45 PM - 3 Apr 2010

Twitter
Anshuman Ghosh
‏@anshuman100
If the weekend doesn’t excite you, then change your friends. If Mondays don’t motivate you, then change your job. #fb
2:26 AM - 5 Mar 2012

Twitter
Me
‏@arshadmoolji
If weekends don’t excite you change your friends..and if mondays don’t motivate you change your job
8:22 AM - 24 Aug 2012

Facebook
Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalen
August 25, 2012 ·
If Saturday and Sunday Don’t Excite You, then Change Your Friends,
& If Monday Doesn’t Motivate You, then Change Your Job!!

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October 15, 2013
111 Motivational Business Quotes of All Time
by rahul kuntala
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64. “If you hate waking up on Saturday’s, change your friends. If you hate waking up on Monday’s, change your job” – Unknown

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Dan Feliciano
Shared publicly - Oct 19, 2013
“If you hate waking up on Saturday’s, change your friends. If you hate waking up on Monday’s, change your job” – Unknown

Twitter
vipul vanani
‏@vipulvanani
“If weekends dont attract you,,
Change your friends.
If mondays dont attract you,,
Change your Job”... smile
Have a… http://fb.me/167TyyElQ
10:09 PM - 20 Oct 2013

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Hilary Hendershott
‏@HilarytheCFP
“If you hate waking up on Saturdays, change your friends. If you hate waking up on Mondays, change your job” – Unknown
9:45 PM - 11 Dec 2013

NancyBadillo.com
100 Motivational Business Quotes
Posted By: Nancy Badilloon: March 05, 2015
(...)
64. “If you hate waking up on Saturday’s, change your friends. If you hate waking up on Monday’s, change your job” – Unknown

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, July 27, 2015 • Permalink