A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 11, 2017
“If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed”

"If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed” is a jocular one-line saying about take-home food that has been printed on an ecard. “Yeah but if you eat ur whole ice cream in the car before u get home its basically like it never happened” was posted on Twitter on July 5, 2011. “I know some people who say ‘if you eat it in the car before you get home, the calories don’t count!’” was posted on Twitter on September 7, 2012.

“Junk Food Rule: If you eat it all in the car before you get home, it never happened” was posted on Twitter on January 16, 2013. “If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed” was posted on Twitter by “RumAndReeses” on November 11, 2013, and this form of the saying went viral.


Twitter
Alan K.‏
@Will_thekid
Replying to @SarahKy
@SarahKy yeah but if you eat ur whole ice cream in the car before u get home its basically like it never happened
8:03 PM - 5 Jul 2011

Twitter
NEO Auto News‏
@neoautonews
If you eat your entire Ice Cream in the car before you get home, it’s basically like it never happened.
7:00 AM - 10 Jul 2011

Twitter
Diet Schmiet‏
@Schmiet
I know some people who say ‘if you eat it in the car before you get home, the calories don’t count!’ http://bit.ly/Qaeabt
11:30 PM - 7 Sep 2012

Twitter
Debbish‏
@debbishdotcom
I know some people who say ‘if you eat it in the car before you get home, the calories don’t count!’ http://bit.ly/Qaeabt
11:30 PM - 7 Sep 2012

Twitter
no reality‏
@nationalreality
Junk Food Rule: If you eat it all in the car before you get home, it never happened.
8:38 PM - 16 Jan 2013

Twitter
ThisMamaRunsIt‏
@ThisMamaRunsIt
I live by this! RT@RumAndReeses: If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
2:13 PM - 11 Nov 2013

Funny Status
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never…
November 11, 2013 Food Status Updates
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
7:50 PM - 17 Nov 2013

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
4:15 PM - 11 Mar 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Saturday, March 11, 2017 • Permalink