A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 25, 2017
“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing”

"If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. “If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it isn’t worth fixing!” was posted on Twitter on May 10, 2009.


Twitter
Nina Madeleine 📎
‏@ninamadeleine
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it isn’t worth fixing!
2:25 PM - 10 May 2009

Twitter
Megan Campbell
‏@_Megan_Marie
OH: If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini it ain’t worth fixing.
11:32 AM - 12 Jun 2009

Twitter
Martina Schell
‏@polaroidgrrl
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini it ain’t worth fixing!
3:13 AM - 28 Aug 2009

Funny Status
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it…
December 8, 2013 Misc. Status Updates
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.

Facebook
Señor Frog’s Puerto Rico
February 3, 2014 ·
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing. #froglosophy

Facebook
Commoner&Co.
November 23, 2016 ·
“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it’s not worth fixing”. #commonerandco

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.
7:23 PM - 25 Feb 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, February 25, 2017 • Permalink