A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 08, 2016
“If time is money, then an ATM is A Time Machine”

“Time is money” is a proverb that was popularized by Benjamin Franklin (1705-1790). “ATM” stands for “automated teller machine,” but there’s a joke:

“If time is money, then an ATM is A Time Machine.”

“If time is money is the atm a time machine?” was cited on Twitter on December 6, 2010. The ATM joke has been printed on many GIFs.


Twitter
Emjay
‏@goldenhaize
If time is money is the atm a time machine O_o
5:13 PM - 6 Dec 2010

Twitter
ig: adrxano #MUFC
‏@adrxano
#StonedThoughts ..if time is money, is an ATM a time machine ?
3:24 AM - 11 Dec 2010

Twitter
just
‏@mentionSALT
if time is money . dnt tht make a ATM a time machine ?? hmmmm . . .
11:40 AM - 7 Dec 2010

Yahoo! Answers
December 11, 2011
If time is money, is an ATM machine a time machine?

reddit
If time=money then an ATM is a time machine
submitted May 28, 2015 by laidbacknotlazy

reddit
If time means money…
submitted July 8, 2016 by molecoder
...then an ATM is A Time Machine.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Friday, July 08, 2016 • Permalink