A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 22, 2017
“If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit ‘end call,’ we would have no friends”

"If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit ‘end call,’ we would have no friends” is a jocular phone saying that has been printed on many images. “If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends” was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor‏ on December 1, 2011.


Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.
6:00 PM - 1 Dec 2011

Twitter
4Livs‏
@4Livs
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit “end call”, I would have a lot fewer friends. #honesty
12:19 PM - 5 Dec 2011

Twitter
Kit‏
@itsKit
If people could hear the next five seconds after you hit END CALL, would you still have any friends? LOL
12:09 PM - 7 Dec 2011

Twitter
دينا صوفي‏
@ItsDinaSofi
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit “end call” button, I would have no friends. #WeedMoment #SoDamnTrue
3:16 AM - 10 Dec 2011

Twitter
☜عlvis⇙⇘Freshly☞‏
@Luke_FlyWalker_
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, I wonder how many people would have no friends.
4:20 PM - 18 Dec 2011

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would have no friends.
7:21 PM - 25 Dec 2011

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By Erik Groset
Charleston, SC: Advantage
2012
Pg. 132:
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.

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If people could hear the next five seconds after I…
February 26, 2012 Phone Status Updates
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.
7:30 PM - 3 Jul 2013

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends
3:31 PM - 18 Jul 2013

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would all have no friends.
8:41 AM - 7 May 2015

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