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Entry from May 26, 2017
“If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was racist…” (joke)

A politically incorrect joke is:

“If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was racist, a black guy would rob me.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I’d be a millionaire. Then some dirty minority would try to rob me for it” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2013. “If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist, black people would rob me” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 23, 2015.

The joke has been printed on several images.


Twitter
Just Tim 🤘🏻‏
@timisntnice2u
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I’d be a millionaire. Then some dirty minority would try to rob me for it
11:40 PM - 22 Apr 2013

Reddit—Jokes
If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
submitted August 23, 2015 by spartacus311
black people would rob me

Twitter
One Two Step‏
@PajamaBottomsMW
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist, minorities would rob me.
11:07 PM - 23 Aug 2015

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up‏
@FreshStandUp
If I had a pound for every time I was racist...Black people would rob me. http://bit.ly/1V4pcB9 via @sickipedia
7:39 AM - 24 Aug 2015

Twitter
Bob Kostic‏
@causticbob
If I had a pound for every time I was racist…
Black people would rob me.
4:16 PM - 24 Aug 2015

Facebook
Fucked up jokes
November 8, 2015 ·
If I had 1 dollar for every racist joke I’ve ever told, a black guy would probably rob me. -Bob.

Reddit—Jokes
If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said
submitted February 18, 2017 by chiefs_alkaliplasma
a black guy would probably rob me.

Reddit—Jokes
If I had dollar for every time I was racist
submitted May 26, 2017 by HypeNinja0121
I’d get robbed by a black guy.

Posted by Barry Popik
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