A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 16, 2015
“If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die”

"If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die” is a jocular statement made by an out-of-shape person that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, hats and posters. The saying has been cited on Twitter since June 29, 2011.

“If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die” was possibly coined on this ecard.


Twitter
Jayd Arnold
‏@jaydarnold_
If I ever had to run for my life I would probably die
3:18 AM - 29 Jun 2011

Twitter
Nicolette Waterford
‏@NWaterford
After trying to escape a rain shower, I am convinced that if I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
7:12 AM - 29 Jun 2011

Twitter
BAEquisha
‏@Pali_MsDaisy
So unfit; if I ever had to run for my life.. I would probably die. Lookin like a Metro Cop- Officer of Sephetephete #bigBumChronicles
12:06 PM - 29 Jun 2011

Fitness NYC
Cold Feet
Posted on September 28, 2011 | 2 comments
I don’t know why, but I am freaking out about my 20 mile long run tomorrow.
(...)
I am feeling kind of like this stellar someecard:
("If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.”—ed.)

WeKnowMemes
If I Ever Had To Run For My Life I Would Probably Die
– MARCH 7, 2012
POSTED IN: ECARDS, MEMES, PICS

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T-shirt usage
Derek Turner
6/18/13
New design from my favourite company:

IF I EVER HAD TO RUN FOR MY LIFE I WOULD PROBABLY DIE

Now if they could amend that to IF EVER I HAD… I’d be more comfortable wearing it.

Just me? 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Friday, January 16, 2015 • Permalink