"If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die” is a jocular statement made by an out-of-shape person that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, hats and posters. The saying has been cited on Twitter since June 29, 2011.
“If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die” was possibly coined on this ecard.
If I ever had to run for my life I would probably die
3:18 AM - 29 Jun 2011
After trying to escape a rain shower, I am convinced that if I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
7:12 AM - 29 Jun 2011
So unfit; if I ever had to run for my life.. I would probably die. Lookin like a Metro Cop- Officer of Sephetephete #bigBumChronicles
12:06 PM - 29 Jun 2011
Posted on September 28, 2011 | 2 comments
I don’t know why, but I am freaking out about my 20 mile long run tomorrow.
I am feeling kind of like this stellar someecard:
("If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.”—ed.)
If I Ever Had To Run For My Life I Would Probably Die
– MARCH 7, 2012
POSTED IN: ECARDS, MEMES, PICS
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New design from my favourite company:
IF I EVER HAD TO RUN FOR MY LIFE I WOULD PROBABLY DIE
Now if they could amend that to IF EVER I HAD… I’d be more comfortable wearing it.
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