A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 03, 2017
“I’d make a veggie joke, but no one would carrot all”

"Carrot” sounds a bit like “care at.” “I’d make a veggie joke, but no one would carrot all” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I would make a veggie joke but no one would carrot all” was posted on Twitter on October 4, 2014.


Twitter
jace‏
@coco_legend
I have some farm jokes I could tell, but they are pretty corny. No one would carrot all.
3:57 PM - 17 Aug 2014

Twitter
Ben Kelly‏
@benhkelly
I woke up to a voicemail from @areese9573 that only said, “I would make a veggie joke but no one would carrot all”
4:07 AM - 4 Oct 2014

Twitter
Lizzie Rose‏
@lyssa_rose408
I would make a veggie joke but no one would CARROT all.
12:10 AM - 13 Oct 2014

Twitter
Luc‏
@AyoItsLuc
I’m done with the puns but I wanted to make a veggie joke. I didn’t cause no one would carrot all
6:30 PM - 13 Oct 2014

Reddit—Labrador
I’d make a veggie joke, but no one would carrot all. (instagram.com)
submitted November 1, 2016 by lifeasameatball

Facebook
Soul Brew
January 5, 2017 ·
We’d make a bunny joke, but no one would carrot all.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, March 03, 2017 • Permalink