A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 17, 2017
“I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk”

"I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by “ReasonsToGetDrunk” on November 25, 2012.


Twitter
ReasonsToGetDrunk
‏@DrunkenExcuses
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
9:52 AM - 25 Nov 2012

Twitter
John FanClub
‏@JohnD_Problems
“ I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.” #life #butseriously #30andmore
9:59 AM - 25 Nov 2012

Funny Status
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol…
December 31, 2013 Men Status Updates
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.

Twitter
Leslie Chow
‏@ImLeslieChow
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk,
7:18 PM - 10 Mar 2014

Google Books
One Liners
By Abhinav Chhabra
New Delhi (?): Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
2015
Pg. ?:
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.

Twitter
Drunk
‏@drunk
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
9:00 PM - 11 Mar 2015

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
7:23 PM - 17 Feb 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, February 17, 2017 • Permalink