A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 06, 2014
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food”

"I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. “i look forward to the day - when i can download food from the internet” was cited on Twitter on January 2, 2010. “I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food” was cited on Twitter on September 27, 2011.

“I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. - Carlos Banks quotes” was cited on Facebook on December 18, 2012. However, authorship of the saying remains unknown.


Twitter
Michael
‏@sandvichkin
i look forward to the day - when i can download food from the internet. don’t give me that “pizza delivery”... http://tumblr.com/xi5562wok
1:37 AM - 2 Jan 2010

Twitter
Aseel Al-Bassam
‏@Aseel_AlBassam
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food ...
8:43 AM - 27 Sep 2011

Zazzle
Download Food? T-shirt ("I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food")
made by Zazzle Apparel
Product ID: 235951966621613276
Made on: 12/15/2011 3:24 PM

Facebook
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food
Joined Facebook 12/17/2011

Facebook
I Won’t be Impressed with Technology Until I can Download Food
Joined Facebook 10/02/2012

Facebook
Mpishi Poa
December 18, 2012 ·
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. - Carlos Banks quotes

Facebook
I Won’t Be Impressed with Technology Until I Can Download Food
Joined Facebook 03/14/2013

Facebook
Bizacc Admin Services wrote a new note: FUNNY INTERNET QUOTES.
5/26/13 ·
To start your week on a bright note, here are some funny quotes about the internet.
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8. “I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet” - Carlos Banks

Google Books
20 Life-Changing Books Box Set:
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By Tom Corson-Knowles, et. al.
TCK Publishing
2014
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“I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the Internet.” ~Unknown

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, October 06, 2014 • Permalink