A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 11, 2016
“I wish I was rich” (genie joke)

A genie traiditionally grants three wishes. A joke on “I want to be rich” was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2016.


Twitter
double fro 7
‏@fro_vo
Genie: what is your first wish
Joe: i want to be rich
Genie: granted. and what is your second wish
Rich: i want lots of money
8:18 PM - 30 Nov 2016

Twitter
Samantha Dowd
‏@samanthadowd935
Genie: Whats your first wish? via /r/Jokes
Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.
11:45 PM - 10 Dec 2016

Reddit—Jokes
Genie: Whats your first wish?
submitted December 11, 2016 by IWantYourJewGold
Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.

Twitter
LaffGaff
‏@LaffGaff
Genie: What’s your 1st wish?
Steve: I wish I was rich.
Genie: What’s your 2nd wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.
#funny #jokes
4:12 PM - 12 Dec 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Sunday, December 11, 2016 • Permalink