A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 07, 2017
“I went to a fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole!”

The British dish of “toad in the hole” has had some “toed in the hole” sex jokes. This was posted on Twitter on January 21, 2013:

“Took the wife out for dinner but all she did was play footsie under the table. Eventually,I managed to order a steak. She got toed in the hole.”

“Shit Jokes” posted this on Twitter on December 21, 2016:

“I went to a fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole!”


Wikipedia: Toad in the hole
Toad in the hole or sausage toad is a traditional British dish consisting of sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter, usually served with onion gravy and vegetables.

Twitter
billy bigbollox
‏@mr_t1983
My missus said about involving food during sex. I misunderstood. She got Toed In The Hole....
8:11 AM - 10 Mar 2012

Twitter
Troy Tempest
‏@bufordvonstomp
took the wife out for dinner but all she did was play footsie under the table
Eventually,I managed to order a steak.She got toed in the hole
12:33 PM - 21 Jan 2013

Twitter
JohnRoddy.
‏@johnn_roddy
Took the girlfriend for a romantic meal the other night, playing footsie under the table, I got lasagne, she got toed in the hole.
5:29 PM - 3 Feb 2013

Facebook
Rude jokes for the over twenties
April 17, 2015 ·
Took the wife for dinner last night and we played Footsie under the table ... I had steak ... and she got Toed-in-the-hole !..

Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
I went to a fetish restaurant last night.
I got toed in the hole.
8:45 AM - 21 Dec 2016

Twitter
Paul Stevenson
‏@hauntedmagazine
Off to the new local fetish restaurant tonight, their signature dish is toed in the hole…
11:12 AM - 21 Dec 2016 from Sutton in Ashfield, England

Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
‏@jokesuk
I went to a fetish restaurant last night.
I got toed in the hole!
5:47 PM - 22 Dec 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Saturday, January 07, 2017 • Permalink