A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 28, 2015
“I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds”

"I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds” is a jocular one-line saying. “I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds” was cited on Twitter on November 17, 2014.


Twitter
Women’s Humor
‏@WomensHumor
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
7:30 PM - 17 Nov 2014

Funny Status
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
November 18, 2014

Twitter
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‏@Amaranthine___
I really wanna grow my own food but no one makes Pizza seeds
11:34 AM - 19 Nov 2014

Facebook
Just Status
November 19, 2014 ·
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.

Facebook
Spencer The Reinbear
December 4, 2014 ·
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds…

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, May 28, 2015 • Permalink