A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 07, 2017
“I used to live in a tyre, but it got a puncture. Now I just live in a flat”

A British English apartment joke was posted on Twitter on August 19, 2012:

“I used to live in a tyre but then I got a puncture, now I live in a flat.”

“I used to live in a tyre, but it got a puncture. Now I just live in a flat”—the usual form—was posted to Twitter several times on May 15, 2012.


Twitter
Adam Cumiskey
‏@AdamCumiskey
I used to live in a tyre but then I got a puncture, now I live in a flat
7:00 AM - 19 Apr 2012

Twitter
Sean
‏@seankeane93
I used to live in a tyre, but it got a puncture. Now I just live in a flat.
5:55 PM - 15 May 2012

Twitter
Imran Aziz
‏@Doctor_ImI
I used to live in a tyre, but I got a puncture… now I just live in a flat 😏
6:14 PM - 15 May 2012

Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
I used to live in a tyre, but it got a puncture.
Now I just live in a flat.
2:42 AM - 17 Dec 2016

Adventure Bike Rider
TOPIC: A Joke you heard today
December 17, 2016
Pierre
I used to live in a tyre, but it got a puncture.
Now I just live in a flat.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBuildings/Housing/Parks • Saturday, January 07, 2017 • Permalink