A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 03, 2017
“I told my dyslexic mate to turn his clock back…” (joke)

The Daylight Saving Time practice of “spring forward, fall back” has everyone setting a clock back one hour in the fall. A dyslexic “turn your clock back” joke was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2010:

“Saw my dyslexic mate the other night, naked with boot polish on his willy! silly sod misread ‘turn your clock back.’”


Wikipedia: Daylight saving time
Daylight saving time (DST) or summer time is the practice of advancing clocks during summer months by one hour so that evening daylight lasts an hour longer, while sacrificing normal sunrise times. Typically, regions with summer time adjust clocks forward one hour close to the start of spring and adjust them backward in the autumn to standard time.

Twitter
Dave from Pembs!‏
@pembdave
Saw my dyslexic mate the other night, naked with boot polish on his willy! silly sod misread “turn your clock back”
2:20 PM - 3 Nov 2010

Twitter
allan cheeseman‏
@allancheeseman
I found a dyslexic mate covering his dick with boot polish at 1am Sunday morning. I said ‘idiot, you were supposed to turn your clock back!’
3:06 PM - 3 Nov 2010

Twitter
Simon Latham‏
@Welsh_Si
I found my dyslexic mate covering his dick with boot polish at 2am on Sunday morning,I said u idiot,u were supposed to turn ur clock back!
5:44 AM - 4 Nov 2010

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John Ward
10/8/11
(...)
“After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.  He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, “You idiot!  You’re supposed to turn your clock back! “

Reddit—Jokes
Went to see my dyslexic mate this morning and I caught him using black shoe polish on his penis.
submitted October 30, 2016 by Remusmaleek
Thick twat,I text him earlier to remind him to put his clock back

Facebook
Thoughts for a life-time
November 1, 2016 ·
I found my dyslexic mate covering his dick in Black boot polish this morning.....I said OI! you were supposed to turn your clock back…

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Friday, March 03, 2017 • Permalink