A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 18, 2016
“I saw a hot dog vendor today…” (joke)

There is a difference between a “hot dog vendor” and a hot “dog vendor.” There’s a joke:

“I saw a hot dog vendor today… She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.”

The joke was posted on reddit (dad jokes) on April 27, 2016, and again on reddit on May 18, 2016.


reddit
I saw a hot dog vendor today… (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 27, 2016 by peatRepeatRe
She was good-looking, but I don’t really need a dog.

Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
‏@dadbot2000
I saw a hot dog vendor today… She was good-looking, but I don’t really need a dog.
12:22 PM - 27 Apr 2016

reddit
I saw a hot dog vendor today…
submitted May 18, 2016 by peatRepeatRe
She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.

Twitter
ShaynaJulie
‏@valentingusp01
I saw a hot dog vendor today… She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog. #hahaha
6:59 AM - 18 May 2016

Twitter
IndiaKristy
‏@KristyIndia
I saw a hot dog vendor today… She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog. #ROFL
7:20 AM - 18 May 2016

Twitter
JoyHyo
‏@joy_hyo
I saw a hot dog vendor today… She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog. #funny
7:35 AM - 18 May 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
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