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Entry from August 21, 2017
“I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I’m now the main stake holder”

A joke on the term “stakeholder” is:

“I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I’m now the main stake holder.”

The joke was posted on Sickipedia and Twitter on April 2, 2012.


Investopedia
What is a ‘Stakeholder’
A stakeholder is a party that has an interest in a company, and can either affect or be affected by the business. The primary stakeholders in a typical corporation are its investors, employees and customers. However, the modern theory of the idea goes beyond this original notion to include additional stakeholders such as a community, government or trade association.

Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed‏
@Sickipedia_Feed
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.
I’m now the main stake holder. http://bit.ly/HI4kgb
6:18 AM - 2 Apr 2012

Twitter
Brandy Mc Fart‏
@Snikoggs
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.
I’m now the main stake holder.
6:19 AM - 2 Apr 2012

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up‏
@FreshStandUp
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.
I’m now the main stake holder. http://bit.ly/HIbRvq via @sickipedia
6:49 AM - 2 Apr 2012

The Joke Cafe
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company
May 26, 2015 by Anonymous
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.
I’m now the main stake holder.

Reddit—Jokes
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.
submitted August 21, 2017 by raydeep
I’m now the main stake holder.

Twitter
Anthony Garvone‏
@AnthonyGarvone
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting
company
I am now the main Stake Holder
6:11 PM - 21 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, August 21, 2017 • Permalink