A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 19, 2016
“I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix. Anybody got a punch line?”

A joke about Kool-Aid (or another fruit-flavored powdered drink mix) is:

“ I have an addiction to snorting Kool-Aid (powdered drink mix). Anybody got a punch line?”

“I’m so serious right now, snorting kool-aid is my idea of a punch line. I need to work on my metaphors” was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2011. “I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix. Anybody got a punch line?” was posted to Reddit—3amjokes on June 15, 2015.


Twitter
The Swiv
‏@BTSwivl
I’m so serious right now, snorting kool-aid is my idea of a punch line. I need to work on my metaphors.
9:08 AM - 24 Jan 2011

Twitter
Jason McCraw
‏@kushsoul
I was going to do a joke about snorting a rail of Kool-Aid, but I couldn’t think of a good punch line.
8:50 AM - 30 Apr 2012

Twitter
❋tara❋
‏@tara_dills
Snorting kool aid packets call that my punch line @HegiKellen @rickyrick_11
11:45 PM - 6 Jun 2012

Twitter
Ruth Cheeseburg
‏@RuthCheeseburg
You wouldn’t know a punchline if you just finished snorting Kool Aid powder
6:11 PM - 15 Jan 2014

Twitter
Timothy Joshua
‏@tjosh_keeton
Snorting Kool-Aid
Call that crap a punch-line
#bam
10:57 PM - 15 Jan 2014

Reddit—3amjokes
I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix. self.3amjokes
Submitted June 15, 2015 by [deleted]
Anybody got a punch line?

Twitter
Hot Coughy
‏@uncle_fescue
If you snort kool aid powder it’s called a punch line. Don’t try it tho, I made that up. You just can’t trust people from the Internet.
10:16 AM - 26 Aug 2015

Twitter
Christopher Catalano
‏@lotterydude
I’m addicted to snorting Kool-Aid. Does anyone have a punch line? #OldJokeSaturday
9:02 AM - 26 Sep 2015

Reddit
I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix…
submitted November 19, 2016 by madazzahatter
Anybody got a punch line?

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, November 19, 2016 • Permalink