"I have a weight problem—I can’t wait to eat!” is a pun that has been printed on T-shirts. “I’ve got a weight problem—I can’t wait to eat!” has been cited in print since at least 1996. The saying has not been credited to any specific author.
NICHIBEI EATING HABITS
(originally sent to Fukuzawa Tue, 16 Apr 1996)
America has already resigned itself to being fat (popular culture, be it Roseanne or Oprah or the Far Side, is ballooning, and the “futile effort” and “I’ve got a weight problem—I can’t wait to eat!” jokes are presented with sarcastic abandon in the sitcoms and daily funnies).
12-22-00, 05:38 PM
Boy..., you know I gotta weight problem, I can’t wait to eat!
2 OCT 2002
Yo momma jokes
has a major weight problem – she can’t wait…to eat.
Ain’t I a Woman
By Yetonda Payne
Lincoln, NE: iUniverse, Inc.
Her weight problem is that she can’t wait to eat. (Like most of us.) She loves food too much, which is why none of the diets worked but no one is perfect.
Gods Playing Chess
By Brandon Wyse
‘’Man, I got a weight problem.’’
‘’Yeah, I can’t wait to eat!’’ the Senator laughed at his own joke.
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America has a weight problem?
06-09-2009, 10:36 AM
Yes, America has a weight problem...they can’t wait to eat.