A breakfast joke has been printed on many images:
“I hate it when people pour my cereal.
They don’t know how much milk I like.
They don’t know how much cereal I want.
They don’t know me.
They don’t know my life.
They don’t know what I’ve been through.”
A form of this verse was posted on Twitter on July 8, 2012.
Twitter
Emma
@saandwichh
@Alfieekearnss I hate it when people pour my cereal..
They don’t know how much milk I want..
They don’t know ME!
They don’t know what I’ve
2:21 PM - 8 Jul 2012
Twitter
kennedy
@KennedyUph0ff
I hate it when people pour my cereal. they don’t know how much milk i want. they don’t know how much cereal i want. they don’t know me.
6:21 PM - 8 Jul 2012
Twitter
Rob Vogelp
@healthclasshero
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much milk I like. They don’t know me. they don’t know my life.
11:35 AM - 9 Jul 2012
Twitter
Susana de Fresa
@Lunykornio
I hate it when people pour my cereal
They don’t know how much milk i like
They don’t know how much cereal I want
They don’t know me, my life
5:23 AM - 29 Jul 2012
Facebook
Trigarman
October 1, 2012 ·
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
@itsWillyFerrell
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.
3:15 PM - 24 Nov 2012
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through
12:22 PM - 16 Mar 2014
Me.Me
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POUR MY CEREAL THEY DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MILK ILIKE THEY DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH CEREAL I WANT THEY DON’T KNOW ME THEY DON’T KNOW MY LIFE THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY FUNSUBSTANCE COM FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT THEY DON’T KNOW THEY SIMPLY DON’T KNOW MEME
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SOURCE: FACEBOOK
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.
4:15 PM - 28 Jun 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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