A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 16, 2017
“I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them”

"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them” is a one-line saying about broken cookies that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011.

“Broken cookies don’t have calories” is another saying about broken cookies.


Twitter
Tom Miles‏
@TwistedWits
RT @blunderbusser: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
7:22 PM - 19 May 2011

Twitter
Lien‏
@CoutureGetaway
Confession: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
5:33 AM - 21 May 2011

Twitter
iJokes‏
@iJokes_
I eat the broken cookies first,, because I feel bad for them.
8:33 AM - 17 Mar 2012 from Manhattan, NY

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
4:30 PM - 18 Apr 2013

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them
1:37 PM - 20 Jun 2013

Facebook
Be Original
July 28, 2013 ·
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them
3:31 PM - 24 Aug 2013

Facebook
Mr. Popular
May 27, 2014 ·
I eat the broken cookies first, because I feel bad
for them.... wink

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, July 16, 2017 • Permalink