“I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them”

“I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them” is a one-line saying about broken cookies that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011.
 
“Broken cookies don’t have calories” is another saying about broken cookies.
         
 
Twitter
Tom Miles‏
@TwistedWits
RT @blunderbusser: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
7:22 PM - 19 May 2011
 
Twitter
Lien‏
@CoutureGetaway
Confession: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
5:33 AM - 21 May 2011
 
Twitter
iJokes‏
@iJokes_
I eat the broken cookies first,, because I feel bad for them.
8:33 AM - 17 Mar 2012 from Manhattan, NY
 
Twitter   
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
4:30 PM - 18 Apr 2013
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them
1:37 PM - 20 Jun 2013
 
Facebook
Be Original
July 28, 2013 ·
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
   
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them
3:31 PM - 24 Aug 2013
 
Facebook
Mr. Popular
May 27, 2014 ·
I eat the broken cookies first, because I feel bad
for them…. 😉