A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 14, 2016
“I don’t trust new cafes. They fill me with uncertain tea”

A popular “tea” pun is:

“I don’t trust new cafes. They fill me with uncertain tea.”

The joke was cited on Twitter on July 24, 2015.


Sickipedia
I don’t trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea.
Joke added 6 months ago by Milo

Twitter
Sicko Ditto
‏@sickoditto
I don’t trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea.
11:41 AM - 24 Jul 2015

Twitter
Laura Doyle
‏@Doylers10
I don’t trust new cafes....
They fill me with uncertain tea....
11:54 AM - 24 Jul 2015

Facebook
My Year of Fun 2016
July 25, 2015 ·
I don’t trust new cafes… They fill me with uncertain tea.

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Sir Ewok
25-07-2015, 12:25 PM
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I don’t trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea. 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Thursday, January 14, 2016 • Permalink