A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 18, 2017
“I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues”

A joke about fat free milk was posted on Twitter by Krunal Sagan o August 27, 2010:

“I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues like models and actresses.”

“I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues”—the slightly shorter, popular form of the saying—was posted on Twitter on August 28, 2010.


Twitter
Krunal Sagan
‏@krunalsagan
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues like models and actresses.
10:18 PM - 27 Aug 2010

Twitter
Andrew Prince
‏@AndrewPrince
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
2:21 AM - 28 Aug 2010 from Wakefield, England

Twitter
Kam
‏@ShishaWorld
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
3:40 AM - 28 Aug 2010

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I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.

Twitter
Bad Joke Cat
‏@BadJokeCat
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
1:52 PM - 11 Sep 2014

Facebook
The Strandian Tales
April 13, 2016 ·
I never buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues

Twitter
Doretta _Fortes
‏@Doretta_Fortes
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
11:42 PM - 3 Sep 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, February 18, 2017 • Permalink