A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 12, 2017
“I can’t tell if I like this blender. It keeps giving me mixed results”

A blender joke is:

“I can’t tell if I like this blender. It keeps giving me mixed results.”

The joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on December 23, 2016.


Twitter
CJ Ramsey
‏@giraffrica
Did it end with mixed results?"@oh_napoleon: I just got into a fight with the blender.”
9:18 PM - 4 Sep 2011

Twitter
Daniel Edison
‏@DanielEdison_
I put my exam grades into a blender. Got mixed results.
12:14 PM - 10 Aug 2014

Twitter
Elle Oh Hell
‏@ElleOhHell
I got a new blender but I’ve been getting mixed results.
9:24 AM - 20 Aug 2015

Reddit—Dad Jokes
I can’t tell if I like this blender (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 23, 2016 by drawsprocket
It keeps giving me mixed results.

Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
‏@dadbot2000
I can’t tell if I like this blender It keeps giving me mixed results.
4:17 AM - 23 Dec 2016

Twitter
pat(ayin moko pls)
‏@PatLed88
We got a blender for Christmas and I can’t tell if I like it or not
It keeps giving me mixed results
9:27 PM - 25 Dec 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, February 12, 2017 • Permalink