A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 04, 2017
“I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat”

Some people can seemingly eat anything and not get fat. Mark Leggett posted on Twitter on April 23, 2014:

“I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat.”

The one-line saying has been included in a collection of funny food tweets.


Twitter
Mark Leggett
‏@markleggett
I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat.
3:12 AM - 23 Apr 2014

Twitter
Eric
‏@cobras_lakers
“@markleggett: I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat.” CTFU!!
5:46 AM - 23 Apr 2014

Smart Cooky
The 20 Funniest Tweets About Food
Pragati Shukla , NDTV | Updated: May 20, 2014 15:24 IST
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat.
4:12 AM - 23 Apr 2014

Twitter
Vivek Agarwal
‏@Dramaibaaz
I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat. :D
2:43 AM - 21 May 2014

Twitter
Andrew Cortez
‏@imandrewcortes
I can eat anything and not get fat, because I’m already fat.. hahaha.. #FatBoys #FatBoysBurgers… https://instagram.com/p/zzb-aGJl9D/
5:13 AM - 4 Mar 2015 from Central Region, Singapore

Twitter
One Delivery SE-LDN
‏@OnedeliveryS
I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat.
#food #LoveLondon
5:32 AM - 18 Aug 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, January 04, 2017 • Permalink