A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 07, 2017
“I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. I should’ve put it on aloha setting”

A popular Hawaiian pizza pun is:

“I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.”

That is, “a lower” oven temperature setting. “I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza. I should have put the oven on aloha setting” was posted on Twitter on June 29, 2015. However, the joke went viral in November 2015, when it was posted on Twitter and Reddit—Dad Jokes.


Wikipedia: Hawaiian pizza
Hawaiian pizza is a pizza that usually consists of a cheese and tomato base with pieces of ham and pineapple. Often versions will have mixed peppers, mushrooms and bacon. Another variety consists of pineapple and Canadian bacon[1] or American Bacon. It is the most popular pizza in Australia, accounting for 15% of pizza sales.

Twitter
Conner
‏@DJLA123
I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza. I should have put the oven on aloha setting.
12:07 PM - 29 Jun 2015

Twitter
Becca
‏@3roser
I’ve just burned my Hawaiian pizza. I should have put it on aloha temperature 🌚 #dadjokes
3:07 PM - 3 Nov 2015 from Manchester, England

Twitter
Bad Dad Jokes
‏@baddadjokes
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.
#dadjokes #badjoke
12:55 PM - 18 Nov 2015

Reddit—Dad Jokes
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… (self.dadjokes)
submitted November 19, 2015 by ze_batmon
...I should have put it on aloha setting.

Twitter
Nate Hennemann
‏@hennemann6
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza yesterday, I should have put it on aloha setting.
4:55 PM - 19 Nov 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have put it on aloha setting.
4:26 AM - 21 Nov 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Burned my Hawaiian pizza…
submitted November 22, 2015 by Kash_Ai
Should have put it on aloha temperature.

16 January 2016, News Mail (Bundaberg, Queensland), “Last Laugh,” pg. 17:
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.

14 May 2016, News Mail (Bundaberg, Queensland), “Last Laugh,” pg. 19:
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza in the oven last night - guess I should have put in on aloha temperature.

Reddit—Jokes
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
submitted January 8, 2017 by Pick107
Should have cooked it on aloha teperature

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, January 07, 2017 • Permalink