A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 14, 2017
“How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?"/"Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!”

A popular dancer “light bulb” riddle is:

Q: How many dance instructors dies it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003.


young-dancers (March 23, 2003)
Top 10 cheesy jokes
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6. How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

amdram.co.uk—Forums
Can we pinch some jokes please?, CLEAN ones!
Eeyore
Nov 16 2005, 10:59 AM
(...)
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Dance.net
Cheesy Dancer Jokes.. smile (karma: 1) en>fr fr>en
By Tashimember
On Tue Feb 28, 2006 03:02 AM
(...)
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Ceroc Scotland Forum
MartinHarper
25th-May-2007, 07:01 PM
I liked this one:

Q: How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

dancing homeschoolers
Friday, August 22, 2008
Dance Jokes
(...)
Question: How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Five ! ... Six ! ... Seven ! ... Eight !

Twitter
✿ ❀ SANDY G ❀ ✿
‏@SooperSandy
@ParamountUK How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
6:22 AM - 17 Aug 2009

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weenick
‏@weenick
How many dance instructors does it take to cb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!hange a light bul
4:58 PM - 5 Sep 2009

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Rockettes
July 1, 2016 ·
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

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Starz Ball Cleveland
September 22, 2016 ·
How many dance teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??
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Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film • Saturday, January 14, 2017 • Permalink