A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 26, 2014
“How does a turkey drink her wine?"/"In a gobble-let.”

One popular Thanksgiving joke is:

Q: How does a turkey drink her wine?
A: In a gobble-let!


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004.


SEGA Forums
how to cook a turky
kinglusafer666
11-21-2004, 11:44 AM
(...)
How does a turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!

Wilders Security Forums
Turkey Day Is Coming!!
Rita, Nov 24, 2004
(...)
How does a turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!

BankersOnline.com Forum
Thanksgiving humor
sarah s
11/23/05 01:43 PM
(...)
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let

BrownCafe
moreluck, Nov 19, 2006
(...)
How does a Turkey drink her wine? ...In a gobble-let

Nutrisystem Discussion Boards
nighgnat
11-01-2007, 09:04 PM
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let

Stripper Web Exotic Dancer Community
Turkey humor
ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 10:57 AM
(...)
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let

Bolsa Grande High School (Garden Grove, CA)
November 2008, As Is, pg. 8, col. 3:
How does the turkey drink her wine?
A: In a gobble-let.

Twitter
Michael O’Brien
‏@michaelmagical
RT @GuitarDragon: How does a Turkey drink her wine? In a gobble-let
3:37 PM - 10 Oct 2009

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Betsey Poore
‏@Betseycarole
How does a turkey drink wine? With a gobble-ette! #Thanksgiving #jokeofthehour
10:11 AM - 26 Nov 2014

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, November 26, 2014 • Permalink