“How do zombies do well in school?”/“They eat lots of brain food.”
A riddle about zombies is:
Q: How do zombies do well in school?
A: They eat lots of brain food.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2012.
Twitter
David Murray
@SasquatchDave
Why do zombies eat brains? Because they’re the ultimate brain food?
2:34 PM - 24 Aug 2009
Twitter
Andrew Heisler
@andrewmheisler
What do zombies eat before an exam? BRAIN FOOD @ianfrye #hahaha
8:51 AM - 18 May 2012
Walking Dead Forums
Zombie Jokes.
rabscuttle1
08-27-2012
How do zombies study for tests?
By eating lots of brain food.
Twitter
SCAD HvZ
@SCADHvZ
Q: How do zombies study for tests?
A: By eating a lot of brain food!
Good Luck on finals players!
2:02 PM - 21 May 2014
Twitter
Kristin Whitehead
@KKreations11
Evsters has a joke…
What do zombies eat before a test?
ANSWER: Brain food!
(He was quite proud of himself for that one)
1:23 PM - 28 Jul 2014
Twitter
Escape From Zombies
@EscapeZombies
Bad Joke Theater: Q: How do zombies do well in school? A: They eat lots of brain food! Come back tomorrow for another HORRORable joke!
11:04 AM - 13 Oct 2015
YouTube
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COMMENTS
BugSplat
What do Zombies do before a test?
The eat a lot of Brain Food! xD
Twitter
Escape From Zombies
@EscapeZombies
Q: Why do zombies do well in school? A: They eat lots of brain food! Come back tomorrow for another HORRORable joke!
4:50 PM - 30 Jan 2016
Minecraft
Bianca Arcenas September 3, 2016 at 1:33 am
What do zombies do before taking a test?
They eat a lot of BRAIN FOOD