A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 25, 2016
“How do zombies do well in school?"/"They eat lots of brain food.”

A riddle about zombies is:

Q: How do zombies do well in school?
A: They eat lots of brain food.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2012.


Twitter
David Murray
‏@SasquatchDave
Why do zombies eat brains?  Because they’re the ultimate brain food?
2:34 PM - 24 Aug 2009

Twitter
Andrew Heisler
‏@andrewmheisler
What do zombies eat before an exam? BRAIN FOOD @ianfrye #hahaha
8:51 AM - 18 May 2012

Walking Dead Forums
Zombie Jokes.
rabscuttle1
08-27-2012
How do zombies study for tests?
By eating lots of brain food.

Twitter
SCAD HvZ
‏@SCADHvZ
Q: How do zombies study for tests?
A: By eating a lot of brain food!
Good Luck on finals players!
2:02 PM - 21 May 2014

Twitter
Kristin Whitehead
‏@KKreations11
Evsters has a joke…
What do zombies eat before a test?
ANSWER: Brain food!
(He was quite proud of himself for that one)
1:23 PM - 28 Jul 2014

Twitter
Escape From Zombies
‏@EscapeZombies
Bad Joke Theater:  Q: How do zombies do well in school?  A: They eat lots of brain food!  Come back tomorrow for another HORRORable joke!
11:04 AM - 13 Oct 2015

YouTube
Golden Apples | Halloween UHShe Episode 6 | UHC
LDShadowLady
Published on Oct 21, 2015
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COMMENTS
BugSplat
What do Zombies do before a test?
The eat a lot of Brain Food! xD

Twitter
Escape From Zombies
‏@EscapeZombies
Q: Why do zombies do well in school?  A: They eat lots of brain food!  Come back tomorrow for another HORRORable joke!
4:50 PM - 30 Jan 2016

Minecraft
Bianca Arcenas September 3, 2016 at 1:33 am
What do zombies do before taking a test?
They eat a lot of BRAIN FOOD

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, October 25, 2016 • Permalink