A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 16, 2016
“How do you make a salad wrap?"/"Add some beets.”

"Wrap” (sandwich) is often used in a pun with “rap” (music). One joke is:

Q: How do you make a salad wrap?
A: Add some beets.


“How do you make a salad wrap? You drop a fat beat in it” was cited on Twitter on February 28, 2012. “How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets” was posted on reddit on May 16, 2016.


Twitter
Zee
‏@TheZeeSpot
How do you make a salad wrap? You drop a fat beat in it LMAO!
12:16 AM - 28 Feb 2012

Twitter
Nicholas Meyer
‏@Czar_Nicholas
“I think I’ll make a wrap”
“Cool I’ll lay down the beats”
“Why would I put beets in my wrap?”
“How are you gonna have a rap without beats?”
10:27 PM - 4 Nov 2015
Lee’s Summit, MO

reddit
How do you make a salad wrap?
submitted May 16, 2016 by iamtheclaw
By adding some beets

Twitter
SidneyAshley
‏@IlyasermiAshley
How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets #ohmygod
11:53 AM - 16 May 2016

Twitter
Jessica
‏@jessie_rabbit
@greasyeric How do you turn a salad into a wrap?
...you add some beets.
#LettuceAllEnjoyThisOne #BadJokeOfTheNight
5:51 PM - 16 May 2016

Twitter
IngridJay
‏@IngridJGirl
How do you make a salad wrap?
Add some beets
#JokeoftheDay
8:32 PM - 16 May 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, May 16, 2016 • Permalink