A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?” (4/27)
“What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?"/"Hole Foods.” (4/26)
“Warning! The consumption of alcohol might cause you to think you can sing” (4/26)
“Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time” (4/25)
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education” (4/25)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from June 08, 2016
“How do you make a cheeseburger sad?"/"Make it with blue cheese.”

A joke about a cheeseburger is:

Q: How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
A: Make it with blue cheese.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002.


Scatty (February 20, 2002)
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!

Titled Forum Project
Stiltzkin
08-01-2003, 10:12 PM
(...)
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!

Twitter
Amanda Faria
โ€@Mandawood
how do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese. BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA (: i laughed so hard. im such a nerd.
5:47 PM - 12 Oct 2009

Twitter
teddysbiggerburgers
โ€@teddysburgers
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!
COME TO TEDDY’S AND TRY OUR BACON BLEU CHEESE BURGER....IT’S SOOOOOO DELISH!
2:15 PM - 29 Oct 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. 110:
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese.

Facebook
Burger Burger
December 27, 2015 ยท
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!

Twitter
Joker Takeaway
โ€@JokerTakeaway
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese! #joke #burger #jokeoftheday
1:15 PM - 6 May 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, June 08, 2016 • Permalink