An off-color joke about kidneys is:
Q: How do you cook kidneys?
A: Boil the piss out of them.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1977.
The Kidney Patient:
A Socio-medical Study
By George S T Chu
Dissertation: Dr. of Public Health University of California, Berkeley
Q. How do you cook kidneys?
A. Boil the piss out of them.
(Entry in nurses’ log)
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why is it hard to ?
What, not like steak and kidney pie, why I never! Of course when I once asked my ex to make it for me she said “How do you cook kidneys?” Upset her no end when I replied “Put them in a pot and boil the piss out of them.”
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I can’t stand the taste or smell of liver. My wife loves it, too. I tell her that is great that some like it, otherwise the world would be filled with rotting green liver. Reminds me of cooking kidneys. How do you cook kidneys? Well, you just boil the pi** out of them.
The New Treasury of Gross Jokes
By Julius Alvin
New York, NY: Kensington Books
How do you cook kidneys?
You have to boil the piss out of them.
#SaturdayKitchenLive richard from leeds- “how do you cook kidneys..” -hahaha just made it worst!!
5:11 AM - 22 Jan 2011
How do you cook kidneys? Boil the piss outta em! #MorningFunny
9:22 AM - 25 Jan 2011
“How do you cook kidneys? You boil the piss out of them.” hahaha Grandma always has the best jokes.
6:19 PM - 24 Apr 2011
How do you cook kidneys? (self.funny)
submitted January 27, 2011 by thetogs
Boil the piss out of them.
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Short jokes-Cook kidneys: How do you cook kidneys? You have to boil the p*ss out of them. http://bit.ly/HHueN9 #jokes
2:01 AM - 3 Apr 2012