A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 21, 2016
“How do trees get on the internet?"/"They log in.”

An internet riddle is:

Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.


“Q: How do trees get onto the internet? A: They log on” was posted to the newsgroup alt.cuddle on October 7, 2000.


Google Groups: alt.cuddle
Introduction to group
monkey puncher
10/7/00
(...)
I also really like bad jokes, so here is one :-
(and its awful)
(Sorry if you’ve all heard it before!)

Q:How do trees get onto the internet?
.
.
A: They log on…

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 01-17-03
Stan Kegel
1/17/03
(...)
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in. (Sharnee, 12)

Google Books
Flight Path:
How WestJet is flying high in Canada’s most turbulent industry

By Paul Grescoe
Toronto, ON: John Wiley & Sons Canada Ltd.
2004
Pg. 233:
For something to do on those long winter nights!") and sheer silliness ("How do trees get on the Internet? They log on").

Google Books
December 2008, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 59, col. 3:
Bill: How do trees get on the Internet?
Steve: Beats me.
Bill: They log in!
Luke Collins, Somers, NY.

Twitter
Jeff Korhan
‏@jeffkorhan
green humor from my son.."How do Trees get on the Internet?” - They Log In.
8:07 PM - 4 Dec 2008

Twitter
Vicki Alderton
‏@MosherAngel
How do trees get on the internet?.....They LOG IN!
9:48 AM - 13 Mar 2009

Google Groups: Slifka 2013
Shabbat shalom… A riddle: How do trees access the internet?
Byron Edwards
1/30/15
They log on! 

Google Books
Rad Jokes
By Jack Jokes
PeteyRF Creative
2016
Pg. ?:
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.

Google Books
1001 Kid’s Jokes
By Kay Barnham
London: Arcturus Publishing
2016
Pg. ?:
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Monday, November 21, 2016 • Permalink