An internet riddle is:
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.
“Q: How do trees get onto the internet? A: They log on” was posted to the newsgroup alt.cuddle on October 7, 2000.
Google Groups: alt.cuddle
Introduction to group
I also really like bad jokes, so here is one :-
(and its awful)
(Sorry if you’ve all heard it before!)
Q:How do trees get onto the internet?
A: They log on…
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 01-17-03
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in. (Sharnee, 12)
How WestJet is flying high in Canada’s most turbulent industry
By Paul Grescoe
Toronto, ON: John Wiley & Sons Canada Ltd.
For something to do on those long winter nights!") and sheer silliness ("How do trees get on the Internet? They log on").
December 2008, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 59, col. 3:
Bill: How do trees get on the Internet?
Steve: Beats me.
Bill: They log in!
Luke Collins, Somers, NY.
green humor from my son.."How do Trees get on the Internet?” - They Log In.
8:07 PM - 4 Dec 2008
How do trees get on the internet?.....They LOG IN!
9:48 AM - 13 Mar 2009
Google Groups: Slifka 2013
Shabbat shalom… A riddle: How do trees access the internet?
They log on!
By Jack Jokes
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
1001 Kid’s Jokes
By Kay Barnham
London: Arcturus Publishing
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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