A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 26, 2015
“How can you tell when a lawyer is well hung” (lawyer joke)

A popular women’s joke about men is:

Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. It was turned into a lawyer joke by at least 2001:

Q: How does a woman tell if her lawyer is well hung?
A: She can’t get her finger between the noose and his neck.



Over-Yonder.net
LOZ’s Joke Book Part 3 (Feb 97-Jun 97)
(...)
411. 
Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Google Books
My Little Bit of Nonsense
By Charlie Walker
Wakefield: C. Walker
2000
Pg. 5:
How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Google Groups: alt.flame.shaft
for the girls wink
SooZy grin
2/4/00
(...)
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Google Groups: nz.reg.hamilton.general
Lawyer Jokes
John Fulton
10/7/01
(...)
How does a woman tell if her lawyer is well hung? She can’t get her finger between the noose and his neck.

Google Groups: nz.reg.dunedin.general
Lawyer Jokes
Michael Phillips
1/25/02
(...)
How does a woman tell if her lawyer is well hung?
She can’t get her finger between the noose and his neck.

Google Books
Women vs Men & Men vs Women
By Ian Black
Edinburgh: Black & White Publishing Ltd.
2004
Pg. ?:
Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose

Twitter
Leon van den Berg
‏@LJvdBerg
#jokes How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
2:46 PM - 18 Aug 2009

Twitter
Jokes of the day
‏@jokesofthedaydn
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and h #jokes #lawyer http://bit.ly/1Ju2GPH
10:10 AM - 20 Feb 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Sunday, July 26, 2015 • Permalink