A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 16, 2017
“Here’s your Social Security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it”

Social Security cards are made of paper, but a holder is supposed to have it for a lifetime. “Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government” is a jocular line that has been printed on an image. “Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck asshole” was posted on Twitter by Mike Leffingwell‏ on January 24, 2011.

The “Good luck asshole” ending is sometimes changed. “Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government” was posted on Twitter on January 25, 2011.


Wikipedia: Social Security (United States)
In the United States, Social Security is the commonly used term for the federal Old-Age, Survivors, and Disability Insurance (OASDI) program. The original Social Security Act was signed into law by President Franklin Roosevelt in 1935, and the current version of the Act, as amended, encompasses several social welfare and social insurance programs.

Twitter
Mike Leffingwell‏
@mikeleffingwell
Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck asshole.
10:09 PM - 24 Jan 2011

Twitter
Tomasz P. Kołuda‏
@TomaszK1
I’m on my THIRD… RT @VanJayJay RT @mikeleffingwell: Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last (cont) http://tl.gd/8cbvka
12:47 AM - 25 Jan 2011

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Damn Yankee Photogra‏
@Notsocommontom
Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
3:58 PM - 25 Jan 2011

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Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has…
May 19, 2013 Misc. Status Updates
Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
6:23 PM - 16 Jul 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Sunday, July 16, 2017 • Permalink