A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 23, 2016
“Farted on my wallet and now I have gas money”

"Gas money” means “money to buy gas (for the car),” but there’s a joke:

“Farted on my wallet and now I have gas money.”

“I farted in the room and charged everyone gas money” was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2010. “She farted on my wallet ...... we call it gas money” was posted on Twitter on January 5, 2011.

“#RapLikeLilWayne: Just farted on my wallet, call that gas money” was posted on Twitter on September 2, 2013, when it went viral. The rap is like Lil Wayne, but not actually from him.

The jocular saying has been printed on many GIFs.


Twitter
Enhance
‏@EnhanceDreams
I farted in the room and charged everyone gas money #CauseImAnAsshole
1:11 AM - 3 Nov 2010

Twitter
blazeofck
‏@_blazearmon
She farted on my wallet ...... we call it gas money
1:56 PM - 5 Jan 2011

Twitter
Chalz
‏@finalAnswer_
Farted on my wallet
Call it gas money
#RapLikeLilWayne
8:35 PM - 2 Sep 2013

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
‏@itsWillyFerrell
#RapLikeLilWayne: Just farted on my wallet, call that gas money.
8:39 PM - 2 Sep 2013

Seibertron.com
KO G1 OPTIMUS PRIME FOUND AT GAS STATION
Postby Judas_Warlord » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:32 pm
(...)
I farted on my wallet in my back pocket. I call that “GAS MONEY.”

Reddit
If I fart on my wallet, will I have gas money? (self.shittyaskscience)
submitted February 8, 2014 by IsoMatrix_007
Or just smell bad?

YouTube
I fart in my wallet and call it gas money
TmT TmT
Published on Jun 25, 2015

Reddit
Fart in my wallet
submitted July 20, 2016 by dexterjam
Call that gas money

Reddit
I farted in my wallet
submitted September 12, 2016 by 6REB6GIRL6
now i have gas money.

Reddit
Farted on my wallet…
submitted October 24, 2016 by BadderrthanyOu
Now I have gas money.

Posted by Barry Popik
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